February 2, 2007
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Gavin, Gavin, Gavin.

Your buddy (and former deputy chief of staff and campaign manager). HIS wife (your former appointment secretary who 'fessed up to the affair as a part of her rehab). And you. He who could hath made it with any woman in the city--nay, within a 100-mile radius (maybe more).
People say it ALL the time, but just in case you didn't get the memo: don't dip your pen in company ink. And futhermore, don't screw your buddy by screwing his wife. Bro's before Ho's, dude!
Why couldn't youhave just kept on screwing YOUR wife?

I know, I know. Bi-coastal budding careers. Still, you had to go and take up with your buddy's wife to console the loss of your marriage?? Here's a thought: what about their marriage?
Now I understand you have apologized for your "lapse in judgment," and well, we know her excuse (booze, maybe pills?) But what's yours, Gavin? If I may be so bold as to say there is no justification.
Because really, I meant it when I said any woman in the city (maybe even the state), such as those whom you've more recently been linked with (according to The Washington Post), say...student Brittanie Mountz,20, and actress Jennifer Siebel, 32, for instance. Then again, Brittanie Mountz (golly, what an unfortunate name, poor girl) may have been barely legal back when you needed consolation. But legal nonetheless and probably not married. To your buddy.
I'm not sayin' that just because you're the mayor of San Francisco you're not allowed to sow your wild Hall & Oates. Just make sure it's not with your buddy's wife. Or his daughter (man, I sure do hope he's not tight with Papa Mountz).
Comments (6)
Should we try to set him up with Heather T??
Seriously. That's a crazy story and I agree 110% with your dissapointment. I think he likes boozy flappy-lipped wind bags. He would've dated me 6 years ago. I'll call you today!
Honest and moral politicians. Extinct. Yeah, not a fan of HD, but living in a place in the middle of nowhere, we do not have much choice. Plus, with the oil boom, midland is growing and getting someone local to do the work is a joke, as in, I will fit you in on the spur of a moment, call on monday, you have to have old counters out and cleared by tuesday, and then if I don't finish then, who knows when I will be back. Oh well, it is getting done. Not sure it is all HD's fault anyhow, part of it is the sub contractor.
me too! They actually include a pan with the stove. We had read up and done our research before, so mom went and got some good calphalon stainless cookware (note that this is her first set of cookware in about 25 years).
"golly, what an unfortunate name, poor girl" - that made me laugh out loud for reals dog.
Oooooooh I didnt know he had been married to Kimberly....that is an added twist to the story. I see that he is up for re-election....wonder if his little "dalliances" will effect his chances...maybe not in San Franciso!!! What a mess.........
He's wife is smoking hot. She made me look twice, and I'm quite fond of the male half of this great species. What a dipshit.
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